 | Paddy in pub quiz |
Paddy & his friends were forever entering the local
pub quiz
Only to get beaten by the local toffs every week.
This week Paddy devised a plan using a mobile & a friend
at home on... |
| Feelings of You |
FEELINGS OF YOU
You came into my life like a warm breeze, I remember
the day so well. I remember the feeling of being
over taken by a warmth my soul could not deny. I
... |
| Love Sucks |
Well Ive been single for about 3 and a half years but here
is why ive been so.
When i was with my last girlfriend we were going out for about
3 months. One day i got off work earlier... |
| Seeking the elusive Swing-friendly female |
I've been active in the lifestyle for nearly a year
and have had the priviledge of gaining the friendship of
several couples. In the beginning I had a lady friend with
whom full-swap... |
| Don't overload on Carbs/by a Utah personal trainer |
I am a personal trainer in Utah and find that most people
who have a sedentary lifestyle eat way to many carbs and
become overweight. I always ask them what they do for work
and in... |
| My Internet Lover Becomes My Real Lover. |
I'd been going onto chat rooms for a long time and pretty
soon I would continue meeting with this same woman. We would
have great conversations and pretty soon we started... |
| IM rudeness, or me? |
Two questions in one, actually. Being new to this, I tried
the IM thing a couple times. Most all are not on line, the
majority that were on line declined, and the 2 or 3 that... |
| Close Encounters - Part 12 |
It was approximately nine weeks ago that I wrote a piece
entitled Close Encounters, Part 2. In that piece a premise
was made, a postulate presented, and a conclusion drawn,
an... |
| Response to STD Carrier |
Peter, Im going to answer your question as briefly as possible,
but in medicine there are often many gray areas, and no two
people are alike. Its important to keep this in mind as
you... |
| THE SHOOTING CONTEST (PART 2) |
To understand how these characters came to be as they are
naked at Colette's house, It would probably be best
to read THE SHOOTING CONTEST first. Thank you...
Almost... |
| What's wrong with my penis? |
I have a serious problem? My penis is so large, I have to toss
it over my shoudler where it hangs down my back. I try covering
it and be discreet, but ladies will come up and ask if... |
| The Past? |
I pose a question to all you out there single or not(and all
those in between). Why does the past affect those I meet
so much? Yes I've had relationships (overnight and
long term) in... |
| Shoot longer, farther, harder... |
any of you guys out there ever want to just drench a woman
like peter north? of course you have! try these on for starters:
get yourself lots of zinc pills (if it says one pill a... |
| Flirting with my best friend's girlfriend went to far.But i wonder how she might feel about me. |
Alright, so my best friend, his girlfriend and I have all
known each other for ten years or more. We all knew each other
before they started dating and all have been close... |
| Why do people get mad when you ask when the last time they were tested was? |
I believe that honesty is a priority when swinging. If you
cant trust the people you are intimate with , then dont bother.
So why do people get mad when you ask them when the last... |
| two guys and a girl |
i was a bit apprehensive to say the least at trying a MMF...as
all sorts of things went thru my head..even tho i have a loving
relationship with my hubby i was wondering how things... |
| Just cant leave her |
A little taste of confusion. I've been with this women
for seven and a half years and weve been breaking up for seven.
She just happens to be the first women who really loved me
with... |
| Sat. May 21st |
| I am a practicing nudist. I am a member at a local nudist club. This weekend we are having an "Open House". It would ge great to get people in my age group interested in this lifestyle instead of... |
| More Blonde Jokes |
CAR TROUBLE
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the
mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes,
it is idling smoothly. She says,... |
| A LONELY CHILD |
A SINGLE STAR BEING WISHED UPON,
ONCE AGAIN CONFUSION OF DESTINY.
A PLEA OF LOVE, REVISITING A CHILDS PLAYGROUND.
MERE THOUGHTS AROUSE NERVOUSNESS AND LAUGHTER.
... |
| Bill Gates And Heaven & Hell |
Bill Gates Goes to Heaven
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory,
being sized up by St. Peter.
"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this... |
| GETTING A LITTLE BETTER |
After posting a message for my real manhunt I still got letters
mostly from the young studs .I guess the guys over 50 and
single just aint got it no more .They must be staying at... |
| Paper Flowers |
Call my name and save me from the dark, go on and scream-you're
not real and you can't save me.You don't know how
you've betrayed me, I wish that you would just leave.I'm
so tired of... |
| PENNIS PAY RISE |
Penis Requests a Raise
I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary
for the following reasons:
I do physical labor
I work at great depths
I plunge head first into... |
| miracles does happend |
So I was out last saturday as usual with my buddies. We live
in a small town in a normal european country. Hanging out
at our regular place one of my buddies bursts out "is'nt
that that... |
| Mature Woman's Younger Girlfriend, Part 2 |
So there I was, well-off, divorced and bitter on what would
have been my 21st wedding anniversary. After work, I went
to the university library to pick up materials and bumped
into... |
| Why do i still love him? |
Me and my ex have been broken up for over a year and I'm
still in love with him. The weird thing is that we were only
together for 9 months. He has pretended like we were gonna
get... |
| I am so confused...... |
I was dating a guy for about 7 months. I became pregnant,
and then we broke up. I thought everything would still be
fine, being friends n all. Ever since we broke up he keeps
going from... |
| CAN A WOMEN CUMMM MERELY BY FANTASISING ABT SEX ? |
This question is intended FOR THE WOMEN HERE..... Baby....Do
you ever cummmm merely by thinking about sex or sexual encounters
? If yes......then how long does your... |
| Latina ladies on the beach |
It was a hot night, and I just arrived on the plane from Europe to
start a 2 week holiday in Brazil. After the long flight it was great
to walk on the beach and rest. The sun was still... |
