Drinks!!!!
Martooni
A lady walks into a bar and says, '' Barkeep, gimme
a martooni.'' The bartender goes back and fixes
her a martini. She downs it and says, ''Barkeep,
gimme another martooni.'' So he goes back and
fixes her another martini. She downs that, and just sits
there and doesn't say anything. Finally after about
10 minutes bartender says, '' Would you like
another?'' She says, '' Oh, no, I got
this terrible heartburn.''
The bartender says, ''Okay, there are three things
wrong here:
Number 1: It's martini, not martooni.
Number 2: It's bartender, not barkeep, and
Number 3: You're not having heartburn, your boob's
in the ash tray.''
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