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* What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.

* What's the difference between roast beef and pea
soup?
Anyone can roast beef.

* What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
"Dam".

* What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.

* How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.

* What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.