Sex On Mars
The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating
enough Frequent Flier miles. They meet a Martian couple
and are talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars
has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they
make money, etc. Finally, Maureen brings up the subject
of sex. "Just how do you guys do it?" asks Maureen.
The Martian responds, "Pretty much the way you do."
A discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap
partners for the night and experience one another. Maureen
and the male
Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He's
got only a teeny, weenie member about half an inch long and
just a quarter-inch thick. "I don't think this
is going to work, " says Maureen.
"Why?" he asks. "What's the matter?"
"Well, " she replies, "it's just
not long enough to reach me!"
"No problem, " he says, and proceeds to slap
his forehead with his palm, With each slap of his forehead,
his member grows until it's quite impressively long.
"Well, " she says, "that's quite
impressive, but it is still narrow."
"No problem, " he says, and starts pulling
his ears. With each pull, his member grows wider and wider
until the entire measurement is extremely exciting to
the woman.
"Wow!" she exclaims, as they fell into bed and
made mad, passionate love.
The next day the couples rejoin their normal partners and
go their separate ways. As they walk along, Mike asks, "Well,
was it any good?"
"I hate to say it, " says Maureen, "but
it was pretty wonderful. How about you?"
"It was horrible, " he replies. "All
I got was a headache. She kept slapping my forehead and pulling
my ears.
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