The Blonde Handywoman
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire
herself out as a 'handywoman' and started canvassing
a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front
door of the first house and asked the owner if he had
any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my
porch, " he said. "How much will you charge
me?" The blonde, after looking about, responded, "How
about
$50?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and
other materials she might need were in the garage.
His wife overheard the conversation and asked, "Does
she realize that porch goes all the way around the
house?" The man replied, "She should; she was
standing
on it. Do you think she's dumb?" "Don't
know".
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to
collect her money. "You're finished already?"
the husband asked. "Yes, " the blonde replied,
"and I
had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man handed her the $50.00. "And by
the
way, " the blonde added, "it's not a Porch,
it's a
Lexus."
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