The Midget
A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's
being watched by a midget. Althought the little fellow
is staring at him intently, the guy doesn't get uncomfortable
until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him,
climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close
range. "Wow, " comments the midget, "Those
are the nicest balls I have ever seen!" Surprised--and
flattered--the man thanks the midget and starts to move
away. "Listen, I know this is a rather strange request, "
says the little fellow, "but I wonder if you would
mind if I touched them." Again the man is rather startled,
but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the request. The
midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls,
and says loudly, "Okay, hand over your wallet or I'll
jump!"
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