Two Liners
One should love animals,
They are so tasty !
Love thy neighbor,
But don't get caught !
Behind every successful man, there is one woman,
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two !
Every man should marry,
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life !
Money is not everything,
There's MasterCard & Visa !
Wise men never marry ,
And when they marry, they become other-wise !
Success is a relative term,
With it - It brings so many relatives !
Never put off the work till tomorrow,
What you can put off today !
Love is photogenic,
It needs darkness to develop !
Children in backseats, sometimes cause accidents,
Accidents in backseats, sometimes cause children !
Your future depends on your dreams,
So go to sleep !
There should be a better way to start a day,
Than waking up every morning !
" ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY " So what ? Who's in a hurry ?
" Hard work never killed anybody " But why take the risk ! ( I don't want to be an exception
! )
" Work fascinates me " I can look at it for hours !
God made relatives,
Thank God, we can choose our friends !
When two's company,
Three is the result !
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