Do's and Don'ts of Internet Dating
Since 1995 I have been doing the Internet dating thing on and off. Over the years I have learned a lot about dating and I thought I'd give you a small bit of advice about meeting people on the net. I of course won't give you all of my tips and tricks as it is already hard enough to find chicks on the net.
HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY.....
It's best to be as honest as possible when communicating with someone. If you are a compulsive liar, you will find it hard to remember what lie you told what person. I'm not saying you need to tell the other person about all of the skeletons in your closet, just be honest. I find its best not to volunteer too much information. If the person asks a question, answer it. If they fail to ask a question which may affect the outcome of the interaction, don't freely tell them about that incident at college with the mayo and the pug.
DON'T START OUT A CONVERSATION TALKING ABOUT SEX....
Don't message a chick and tell her you like her tits or ask her if she's horny. Chicks hear that all the time and it gets old. Remember, no matter how hot or slutty a chick is she's still a person and deserves to be treated with respect. Unless she's that whore who still owes me $25....lol
NO FALSE ADVERTISING......
There's nothing worse than finally meeting someone and finding out they aren't who they said they were. If you have a pic in your profile from when you were in the best shape of you life and now you're not so "appealing", you're asking for trouble. Thinking the person will still be interested after meeting you when you're 50+ lbs heavier is rare. Even worse...Don't post a pic of your hot friend on your profile. That's about as dishonest as you can get. When meeting, no surprises is the key.
DON'T PRETEND TO BE SINGLE.....
If you're in a long term relationship or are married, don't portray yourself as being available. In the long run it will bite you in the ass. Sooner or later the other person is going to want to be able to call you whenever or go out to public places together. If you're married and lookin for some ass, let that be known. There are plenty or people out there looking for something discreet with no strings.
KEEP PERSONAL INFORMATION PRIVATE....
This doesn't mean you can't tell someone you're naughty thoughts and what not. This means you don't want to give someone your address, full name, or credit card number before you really know them. If you're ready to meet, do it in a public place. I suggest the ladies have someone call them 30 minutes after the date starts to ensure they aren't in the trunk of a car somewhere...lol Just kidding. A lot of people think that Internet dating is dangerous. I disagree as long as you are smart. You rarely hear about adult abductions from Internet dating. That usually involves a stupid 14 year old kid and a 50 year old man.
KEEP YOUR PROBLEMS TO YOURSELF.....
When you first start interacting with someone, don't start telling them about all of the problems going on in your life. First off, a stranger isn't going to care, and secondly, it's boring as hell.
AVOID DEADBEATS.....
If you start chatting with someone and they just got out of prison, steer clear. I'd also recommend you stay away from someone who has been jobless for a few months. Unless you are just looking for sex, you don't want to have to support someone else.
BE UPFRONT.....
If you're looking for sex and just sex, let the person know right away. That will save you the disappointment down the road when you find it virtually impossible to get in their pants.
DON'T TALK TRASH.....
It's best not to make empty promises. You'll only get burnt in the end. Telling a chick you have a 12 inch cock when you only have 6 is a bad idea. If you tell a dude you're pussy tastes like strawberries, it better. Don't tell someone you're the best they'll ever have because its doubtful. If you're gonna talk trash, make sure you can back it up. Like I've stated before..the goal is no surprises when meeting.
Well....this is where it ends for now. If you've made it this far I congratulate you. This is a lengthy post but if I helped at least 1 person out there, I've done my good deed for the day.
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