Straight guy in gay bar
A redneck gets into a new town and decides he wants to get
a drink. He sees a bar so he enters, and sits down at the bar
and orders his drink. The bartender gets the drink but before
he sets it down, he asks the redneck "whats the name
of your penis?" The redneck replies "I've
never named it." The bartender shrugs and leaves.
So the redneck is sucking back on his drink and looking around,
all he sees are men in this bar, but doesn't think to
much about it. After awhile he orders another drink and
the bartender as before asks "whats the name of your
penis?". And the redneck replies as before "I've
never named it." The redneck drinks his drink and
decides to have one more so he orders one more. Once again
the bartender asks "whats the name of your penis?"
The rednecks is getting a little put-out by this question
so he thinks about for a couple of seconds then replies "My
penis's name is secret!" The bartender says
"why secret?" The redneck says back "why
it's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman".
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