Hippie and the Nun
A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front
seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would
have sex with him. The nun surprised by the question politely
declines and gets off the bus at the next stop. When the bus
starts on it's way the driver says to the hippie, "I
can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you".
The hippie says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver
tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun
goes to the cemetery and pray's to God. If you went dressed
in a robe and glow in the dark paint mask she would think you
are god and you could command her to have sex with you. The
hippie decides this is a great idea, so on Tuesday he goes
to the cemetery and waits for the nun to show up. At midnight
sure enough the nun showed up, while she was in the middle
of praying the hippie jumped out from hiding and says. "I
AM GOD" I have heard your prayers and I will answer
them BUT ... first you must have sex with me. The nun agrees
but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity because
she is married to the church. The hippie agrees to this and
has his way with the nun. After the hippie finishes he stands
up and rips off the mask and shouts "Ha, Ha Ha I'm
the hippie!!" Then the nun jumps up and shouts "Ha
Ha Ha I'm the bus driver!!"
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