life sucks
There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around
talking about how their lives sucked. The cucumber "Man,
my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me
up and stick me on a salad. " The pickle looks at him
and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big,
fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me,
and stick me in a jar.
" The penis looks at him and says, "You think
you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick
a rubber tarp on my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang
my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out!. "
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