Little Johnny goes fishing
Little Johnny and his Grandpa were out fishing on the lake
when Grandpa pulls out a playboy and starts reading it.
Little Johnny asks "Grandpa can I see that?"
Grandpa says "Well Johnny can your dick reach all
the way around to your ass whole.?" "Why no Grandpa
it can't" replys Little Johnny. "Well
then you can't see the magazine."
A little while later Grandpa pulls out a beer and starts
drinking. Again little Johnny asks "Grandpa can
I have a drink of that beer?" and again Grandpa asks
"Well Johnny can your dick reach all the way around
to your ass whole.?" Once again Little Johnny replies
"Why no Grandpa it can't" and so Grandpa
replies "Well then you can't have any beer."
Some more time passes and Little Johnny asks "Grandpa
can we go into shore? I Have to go take a piss." So Grandpa
takes him to the shore and Little Johnny walks behind a tree
to take a piss. While standing there he sees a brown bag full
of thousands of dollars. When Little Johhny takes the bag
back to show Grandpa, Grandpa asks "Johnny can I have
some of that monie?" So Little Johnny asks "Well
Grandpa can your dick reach all the way around to your ass
whole.?" To which Grandpa quickly replies "Why
yes it can." Not missing a beat Little Johnny replies
"Well then you can go fuck yourself."
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