transgender

The Fourth Affair

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband

opening the front door. "Hurry, " she said,
"stand in the corner."

Then she quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then dusted

him with talcum powder.

"Don't move until I tell you to, " she whispered.
"Just pretend
you're a statue."

"What's this, honey?" the husband inquired
as he entered the room.

"Oh, it's a statue, " she replied nonchalantly.
"The Smiths bought one
for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us too."

No more was said about the statue, not even later when they
went to
sleep. Around two in the morning, the husband got out of
bed, went to
the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and
a glass of
milk.

"Here, " he said to the statue, "eat something.
I stood like an idiot at
the Smiths for three days and nobody offered me as much as
a glass of
water."