Drinking Causes Ability To Fly
A guy walks into a bar. This bar is on the 4th floor of a large
building. the guys walks up to the bartender and says "give
me a double screwdriver". he drinks it and then proceeds
to dive out of the window. 5 minutes later the same guys comes
back."give me a double screwdriver". he drinks it and then
proceeds to dive out of the window.5 minutes later the same
guys comes back."give me a double screwdriver". before
he could jump out of the window, a man stops him and says "how
are you doing that? we are 4 stories up." the drinking man
then proceeds to explain that due to the gravity and the
postitioning of the building, after you have been drinking, you
have the ability to levitate". the second man is astonished
but orders a double screwdriver, drinks it and then jumps
out the window. After falling 4 stories, the man splatters
all over the sidewalk. The bartender looks to the first
man and says "You know Superman, you really are an asshole
when you are drunk."
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