Ethnically troubled Pilots
One evening there was a plane about to take off with one jewish
pilot, and one Chinese pilot. As Take-off is about to commence
the Jewish pilot turns to the Chinese pilot and says, "You
know what? I hate your people!"
The Chinese man replied: "Why you hate MY people?"
The Jewish man said: "You guys bombed Pearl Harbor!"
The Chinese man said: "No, no. That was Japanese,
Im Chinese"
The Jewish pilot repsponded: "Chinese, Japanese,
Vietnamese, what the hell's the difference?!"
After being quite angry with one another for the entire
length of the flight, the Chinese man said: "Well,
you know what? I hate your people!"
The Jewish man said: "Why? What did we ever do to you??"
The Chinese man said: "You sank Titanic!!"
The dumbstruck Jewish pilot said: "Uh, no. That was
an ICEBERG!"
The Chinese man responded: "Gold-berg, Stein-berg,
Ice-berg, what the hell the difference?!"
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