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Lying Bastard

A police officer pulls a motorist over for speeding. Whilst
he is writing out the ticket he decides to check the car for
roadworthiness.

The motorist doesn't object to this but as the policeman
walks to the car he says "Hey, officer, I wouldn't
look in the trunk if I were you".

"Why not", replies the policeman

"Well" says the motorist, "I've
go my wifes body in there, I murdered her earlier today".

The policeman is shocked as the motorist carries on

"Oh and don't look under the front seat officer
because I've got the shotgun I used to kill her stashed
under there".

The policeman immediately radios for backup. Within minutes
there are police cars everywhere, forensic teams, a police
helicopter and even the Chief of Police.

The car is thoroughly searched and there is not trace of
anything untoward found.

The Chief of Police goes over to the motorist. "What
the heck is going on" he asks him "my officer
here tells me you have your wifes body and a shotgun in your
car and yet there's no trace of anything"

"Yeah" replies the motorist "and I bet
that lying bastard told you I was speeding as well"!!!!!