Measure of Manliness

3 guys get pulled over by a woman cop.


They tried to get out of the speeding ticket, so the woman
said if all your penises equal up to 15 inches ill let you
off.


The driver pulls out his penis which is 7.


The guy in the front of the passenger seat pulls his out which
is 6.


The last guy in the back pulls his out and it's 2.


So they get out of the ticket.


After a while they hear the guy laughing hysterically in
the back.


The driver asks, "What's wrong why are you laughing?"
the guy in back says "Good thing I was popping a boner".

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